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Omega Mart has many products available for visitors to purchase.[1]

  • Corn PM
  • Corn PM Lamp (sells for $999.99 and purchasers must inquire at registers)
  • Emergency Clams
  • Zalg (contains apple juice spiced with ginger and lemongrass, actually tastes really good)
  • Power Wings
  • Cracker Sparkle
  • Canned Romantic Dinner
  • Dark Matter Spray
  • Omega Point
  • Plausible Deniability
  • Done.
  • Lemons (The commercial for it is a parody of a notorious Burger King Pokemon Pokeball toy recall commercial)
  • Nut-Free Salted Peanuts (Just salt)
  • Wake Up! Spray
  • Glorbox
  • Orange Cola (Appears to be just orange soda)
  • Name Brand Salt
  • Individually Wrapped Wheat Squares (Actually individually wrapped slices of bread)
  • Honey-Glazed Ham
  • Pork Capsules
  • Omega Mart Brand Orange Drink (also called Omega Mark Orange Plus in a commercial)
  • Butter-Scented Air Freshener (The logo is a parody of the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter brand of non-dairy margarine)
  • Collector's Edition Sliced Meats (Come in Salami, Mortadella, Bologna, and Behind The Meat Case)
  • Root Beer-Flavored Vape Juice-Flavored Root Beer
  • Lil Meow Gruel For Cats (Pigeon Mousse)
  • Healthy Wolf Lonely Hiker Protein Feast
  • Mammoth Chunks
  • Tattooed Chicken
  • Rabbit Shards
  • Meat Grass
  • Party Style Ocean Salad Loaf
  • Chip Street
  • Freedom Glaze
  • Whale Song Deodorant
  • First Contact
  • Muscle Fresh
  • Tooth Slime
  • Mytosis
  • Mythic Farms Leprechaun Kidneys (Actually Wasabi Peas)
  • Mythic Farms Manticore Scat
  • Mythic Farms Ogre Flesh (Appear to be Watermelon Gummies)
  • Mythic Farms Dragon Arteries (Appear to be Twizzlers)
  • Zalgitos
  • Rad Sting'rz Agua Fuego
  • Dozitos Moon Ranch Calming Nighttime Chips (A parody of Doritos nacho chips)
  • Chummps
  • Moon Water
  • Non-toxic Gender Fluid (lemon-lavender sparkling water)
  • Bro-Da Diet Dude
  • Pink Hammer Soda
  • Dr. Supervisor (A parody of Dr. Pepper soda)
  • Code Cheddar Cheese Drink
  • Diet Zalg Cola
  • Kids Fresh Complete
  • Doomed Expedition
  • Gom
  • Vegan Goat Pus
  • Gut Monkeys Ginger Ale
  • L'Omega Mashed Potato (A parody of La'Croix sparkling water beverages)
  • Birthday For One
  • Leg Just Leg
  • Weird Dogs (Actually plastic horses)
  • Red Haut
  • Minty Mani
  • Cheddar Bunker (Actually cheese balls)
  • Oh, Those. (A parody of marshmallow cereals for children)
  • Corn Air Plenty (A parody of marshmallow cereals for children)
  • Biz'EZ
  • Dramcake Mix (Actually pancake mix)
  • Ramen Notes
  • Frosted Hay (A parody of frosted shredded mini wheats)
  • Rose Beef
  • Standard Eggs
  • Armed Daffodils
  • Liquid Death Sparkling Mountain Water
  • BOG Water
  • 5G Lip Balm
  • Bliss X-Treme Bath Salts
  • Blueberry Sapphire Blue Chile
  • Ice Melt Bottled Water
  • Raspberry Blue Chile
  • Humane Orchard Juice
  • Sweet Whispers Toilet Paper
  • Pierced Potatoes
  • Gummy Pickle
  • Stupidest Animals Guinea Pig
  • Shredded Zalg
  • Omegaroni
  • Camels Barely Barley Sop (A parody of Campbell's canned soups)
  • Camels Homestyle Pigeon Sop (A parody of Campbell's canned soups)
  • Camels Dream Of Mushroom Sop (A parody of Campbell's canned soups)
  • Moth Milk
  • Phfroot-d Loopholes (A parody of Froot Loops cereal)
  • Ego Echo
  • One A Year Multi Vitamin (A parody of One A Day Multivitamins)
  • 200 Layer Salad (A parody of 7 layer salads)
  • Ambiguous Salad
  • Egg? Salad
  • Honey Clumps Of Hmm.... (A parody of Honey Bunches Of Oats cereals)
  • Cherry Blitz
  • Wake Up!
  • Salt After Dark
  • Simply Burlap

Meats[]

  • Americanized Beef
  • Meat Cakes
  • Romantic Steak Cakes
  • Grade Omega Ham Pack
  • Santa Fe Slaw
  • Red Metropolis
  • Tattoo Chickens
  • Birth of Venus Party Platter
  • Nebula Loaf
  • Jerky Tape
  • Land Cucumber
  • Watermeloin
  • Psychedeloaf
  • Try-Tip
  • Chakra Shank
  • Soft Serve
  • Dali Meat
  • Illusloin
  • Manos Of The Sea
  • Flank Shank
  • Bummerloaf
  • X-Ray Speck
  • Lizard Gizzard
  • Bone Loaf
  • Magic Meat
  • Half A Heart
  • Bone-In Trophy Chops
  • Brain
  • Heavenly Hash

Dairy[]

  • Silt (A parody of Silk soy milk)
  • Millk (Referred to as Gestating Mammal Liquid in the commercial)
  • What Is The True Essence Of Butter? (Referred to as Gestating Mammal Liquid Toast Paint in the commercial)
  • Lonely French Boy Yogurt Extra Cultured (Referred to as Gestating Mammal Liquid with Added Bacteria in the commercial)
  • Cheese Expressions Colby Jack Jazz Blend (Referred to as Aged Gestating Mammal Liquid in Block Form in the commercial)
  • Robot Milk
  • Orange Awakening

Produce[]

  • Happles
  • Lucky Avocadoes
  • Banana Confidential
  • Impact Corn
  • Aspirational Carrots
  • Grade A Zucklings
  • Tetrahedron Squash Latte
  • Neg-Plants
  • Pretzel Strawberry Squashie
  • Zalg Medley
  • Avocado Corn Purse
  • Fruit 2.0
  • Orange Mitosis
  • Square Fruit
  • Lemon Rewinds
  • Daikon Pals
  • Pareidolia Peppers
  • Travel Apples
  • Melted Pineapples ("Slimeapples")
  • Geo Fruits 1.0


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